Category: Joke Board
Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a well-known
artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with three-carat diamond earrings, a
large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful,
red ruby pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things.
" "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is
having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and
I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
lol.
good joke