the portrait

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 05-Mar-2007 16:40:24

Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a well-known
artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with three-carat diamond earrings, a
large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful,
red ruby pendant."

"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things.

" "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is
having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and
I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 06-Mar-2007 13:12:18

lol.

good joke